Emmett and Jasper babysit ENDRenesmee's POVEmmett and Jasper babysit END
Ok...now everyone's coming home. Grandma Esme had forgiven us for painting her house and cleaned it up really quickly. Actually, the house looks better now! Suddenly, I heard Keanu, my new dog, bark like crazy. It could only mean one thing...
"We're home!"called Edward "RENESMEE!! Where are you??" called Bella Keanu ran downstairs. I followed him. "RENESMEE!!!" Mom screamed "I MISSED YOU SOOO MUCH!" She gave me an enormous bear hug, which if I weren't half vampire, would've killed me. Keanu barked. "Who's that?" asked Bella "My new puppy..." I said, quietly &nb
50 ways to annoy Edward Cullen Jasper and Emmett’s list of HOW TO ANNOY EDWARD!!!50 ways to annoy Edward Cullen
1. Prance around the house singing Madonna’s ‘Like a virgin’ at the top of your lungs every morning. 2. Especially loud when Bella is around to hear it. 3. Running it by Charlie that Edward has been ‘sleeping’ with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception. 4. Hire a stripper to pop out of the wedding cake XD 5. Buy a sex-ed book and shove it in his locker, making sure that whenever he decides to open it that it falls out, in clear view of
emmett and jasper's week pt 4Jasper's POV *1 year after Breaking Dawnemmett and jasper's week pt 4
I could hear Emmett's cell phone ringing from the forest. In the distance I could hear his ring tone "I feel so untouched and I want you so much that I just can't resist you-" the music cut off as Emmett answered the phone.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Emmett shrieked. I cackled and then hung up. He would find me soon enough. I heard the inevitable howl of rage when Emmett discovered his bright pink jeep. I laughed even harder then put the finishing touches on my outfit. Emmett turned around the corner and yelled when he saw my out fit. I
Emmett and Jaspers week pt 2Jaspers POV *1 year after Breaking DawnEmmett and Jaspers week pt 2
'I must not kill him, I must not kill him, I must not-' "Blood, blood gallons of the stuff YOU give them all that they can drink and it will never be enough" Emmett sang inturupting my thoughts. "YOU SUCK WEREWOLF BUTT!!" I said spitting venom in his face. "And you look like a creepy stalker." I added poking his shoulder. We were in the living room on day 2 of our...HORENDUS experiment. "You look like a bug eyed freak!" Emmett said stealing the remote and turning on the TV. I ignored it and went into the kitchen to get some Salt 'n' Vinigar chips, call me a freak but I ADO
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